A Bondage Pony, Now in Plush Form: 9.5" of purple plum plush with a shimmering silver horn, fluttery wings, and a tiny faux leather bondage harness. We genuinely can't believe this exists either.
The Harness Is Properly Done: Vegan leather harness with metal hardware, miniaturized but seriously committed to the bondage aesthetic. Master Series doesn't half-do anything.
Keychain, Cuddle Buddy, Conversation Piece: Built-in keychain ring lets it ride on a bag, while the 9.5" size makes it a perfect shelf presence or weirdly-charming nightstand companion.
Raven Plum Glow-Up: Deep purple plum body, dazzling silver horn, dramatic dark harness. The colorway is doing a lot, on purpose.
The Gift You Didn't Know to Buy: Whether it's for yourself or that one friend who'll appreciate the absurdity, this plush is the move.